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Kids are great

2009-05-11T01:45:00.005+05:30

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cooker .
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Priceless

2009-05-11T01:45:00.003+05:30

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

Priceless

2009-05-11T01:45:00.001+05:30

Hot and Sexy -- KingFisher Calendar 2008

2008-07-31T01:55:00.000+05:30

INDIAN BEAUTIES - Sania Mirza Malika Sherawat Aishwarya Rai

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Aishwarya Rai

2008-07-26T23:12:00.002+05:30

Ayesha Takia - Sweet Cute Sexy Photos

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Bollywood Beauties

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Pretty ladies from bollywood

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Bollywood Behind the scenes 11

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Types of Girls

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CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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HARD DISK GIRLS

she remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.

Nailed Mercedes

2008-02-01T11:37:00.000+05:30

Nailed Mercedes

A full size Mercedes car is being nailed to the ceilings in one of Moscow airports now. It attracts sights from the people coming through the airport¢s lobby and always question arises if it¢s safe to walk right under in - or it might occasionally fall on your head? Well, some say that this is not real Mercedes but is made of plastic instead, but if it so then this should be a very precise copy, because all the smallest details, like brake discs etc are perfectly visible.

Men and Women (Humor)

2008-02-01T11:33:00.000+05:30

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
Wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet ,
I noticed a remote
Control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, And still be afraid of a spider.

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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks Into a pharmacy And wanders Up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him And asks him If she can help him. He answers that he is looking for
A box of tampons For his wife.
She directs him down The correct Aisle.
A few minutes later, He deposits A huge bag
Of cotton Balls and A ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You See, it's Like this, Yesterday,
I sent my wife to the store To get me a carton Of cigarettes, and She came back
With a tin of tobacco And some rolling Papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo Much cheaper. So, I figure If I have To roll my own
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So does she.
(I figure this guy is the One on the Milk carton!)

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know
how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .
"HEBREWS"

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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
his flight Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Kingfisher Calendar 2008 - The King of Good Times

2007-12-12T12:05:00.000+05:30

The sixth edition of kingfisher swimsuit calendar captures India's scenic and spectacular locales in all its stunning beauty. From the snow capped mountains to the royal palaces to sandy beaches ranging from Ladakh, Andaman & Nicobar, Udaipur and Goa. It's all there in 2008.

Every year photographer Atul Kasbekar shoots beautiful Indian women in bikinis from several locations around the world. This year's edition, which has been shot exclusively in India, features models like Deepti Gujral, Sheetal Menon and Monikangana Dutta, sporting brands like La Perla (swimwear from its India inspired line), Jimmy Choo (shoes), Roberto Cavalli (sunglasses), Watches of Switzerland (watches), and Christian Dior (accessories and sunglasses).

Aishwarya Rai At French Open

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Angelina Jolie- Hot New Photos

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Angelina Jolie

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Riya Sen Bollywood Sensation

2007-11-26T14:35:00.000+05:30

Riya Sen Hot n Sexy

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Aishwarya Rai abhishek Bachan wedding photos

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Aishwarya Rai Hot and Sweet

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Jessica Alba

2007-11-26T14:14:00.000+05:30

Ayesha Takia Latest Bollywood Sensation

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Salma Hayek New Photos

2007-11-26T13:39:00.000+05:30

BEST POSITIONS IN BED XXX

2007-11-26T12:23:00.000+05:30

BEST POSITIONS IN BED XXX

Alicia Silverstone Hot n Sexy

2007-11-21T17:51:00.000+05:30

Fun Facts About Julia Roberts

2007-11-16T01:03:00.000+05:30

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Sexy Salma Hayek Photos

2007-11-16T00:56:00.000+05:30

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Rani in red Hot saree

2007-11-02T15:06:00.000+05:30

Family Planning is important in Heaven also

2007-11-02T14:55:00.000+05:30

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had
during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning
adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset
and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15
children, God is pretty angry and gives him an
inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning
on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger,

"Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!

Jessica Alba Hot n Sexy New Slide Show

2007-11-02T14:47:00.000+05:30

One Interesting Question :

2007-11-02T14:46:00.001+05:30

One Interesting Question :

What would happen, if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than it normally does?

Guess what?

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We would get salary everyday.

Six Lessons in Management

2007-11-02T14:23:00.000+05:30

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her Shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure

Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, " Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slid e up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On hisarrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,
"I'll give each of you just one wish." Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas andup," . The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure,
why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatt ing with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He of the tree. Moral of the story : Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropp ed some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!

Confidence (Awesome- Specially for IT people)

2007-11-02T14:18:00.000+05:30

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology: It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replies : "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." !!!

That is called Confidence!!!

Angelina Jolie (Slide Show)

2007-10-29T13:43:00.000+05:30

Dhoni and Deepika Podukone (Video)

2007-10-26T00:05:00.000+05:30

Angelina Jolie Hot n Sexy

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Angelina Jolie Hot n Sexy
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Aishwarya Rai - Hottest Indian Star

2007-10-23T18:54:00.000+05:30

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Anna Kournikova - Poolside Photoshoot

2007-10-18T23:51:00.000+05:30

English v/s Hindi Options (Translation)

2007-10-18T23:14:00.000+05:30

*How **wud sum common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for
fun :-)*

*Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!*

*What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?*

*You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!*

*Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao! *

*Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?*

*Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!*

*Check this out, man! ---- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!*

*Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.*
*She's so fine! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- Suno dost, who chooza mera
hai, theek?
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*Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa
rahee ho?*

*Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?*

*Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.*

*Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko. *

*And the best ones are.....*

*How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?*

*Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.*

*Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte
*hain

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The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies

2007-10-18T23:11:00.000+05:30

* The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies:*

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position .

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed
so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again.'

( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You
are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.

10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.

11: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.

When I return, please refer to me as ' Loretta' instead of 'Steve

Sexy Tennis Change of shirts by girls at the end of the match (You tube VDO)

2007-10-17T14:46:00.000+05:30

In a perfect world, this is how all tennis matches will end, especially all girls tennis matches, and yes, all blonde Russians!!!

Jessica Biel

2007-10-17T14:38:00.000+05:30

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Sexiest Bond Girls Ursula Andress,Halle Berry ,Denise Richards

2007-10-17T14:24:00.000+05:30

Sexiest Bond Girls
Ursula Andress,Halle Berry ,Denise Richards ,Honour Blackman ,Britt Ekland ,Talisa soto, Famke Janssen ,Luciana Paluzzi ,Claudine Auger ,Eva Green Eva Green

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Anna Kournikova Topless Hot Sexy

2007-10-17T14:08:00.000+05:30

Latest African IPod (Very funny)

2007-10-17T13:43:00.000+05:30

World Peace - India Pakistan US Iraq

2007-10-17T13:34:00.000+05:30

Setu Samundram - As seen by Ram and Hanuman

2007-10-06T00:36:00.000+05:30

The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries
back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and
geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially
considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest
technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters
on its pillars."

Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in thesea
and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever
used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."

Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge
and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money
will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on
construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case?
"

Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to
submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school
leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock
carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address
proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under
litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow
and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me
to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved
category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and
announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is
dilemma so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."

"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the
lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the
project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted
without documentary evidence in India. You may cough but unless a doctor
certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally
but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a
life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated.">
"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option,
I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records
straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may
look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama
Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in
the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as
long as Salman Khan is around."

Mother In Law Re arranged

2007-10-06T00:33:00.000+05:30

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a long
while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
(Probably a son-in-law)

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
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Most Modern Latest Intel Based Watch

2007-10-06T00:31:00.000+05:30

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!

He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch.

Daring SMS

2007-08-24T18:18:00.000+05:30

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Protect Your Back (Back Aches)

2007-08-24T14:17:00.000+05:30

Save As PDF Button for your Websites

2007-08-24T14:02:00.000+05:30

Want site visitors to print or download your blog posts as PDF documents ?

PDF Online, the free PDF conversion service that helps you create PDF files of your Microsoft Office documents, has released a new online tool for converting HTML web pages to PDFs.

Here's how the new service works - bloggers add a small Javascript snippet in the blog templates, visitors can click the "Save Page as PDF" button and the current web page will be rendered as a PDF document.

Though the "SavePagesAsPDF" service is in closed beta, you can still give it a try as show below:

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Real Example - Print Google.com as PDF

When the SavePageAsPDF service goes live officially, you will be able to track all the PDF conversion activities on your website helping you visualize the most popular content on your blog.

More on the service at pdfonline.com/ and pdfonline.blogspot.com/.

Update: You can directly embed the URLs in your blog posts without using any javascript. Use the following values for cURL instead of encodeURIComponent(document.location.href)

Classic Blogger - <$BlogItemPermalinkURL$>
Blogger XML Template - data:post.url
WordPress - <?php the_permalink();?>

Hardships of life! (How True!!!)

2007-08-24T14:01:00.000+05:30

Salma Hayek Hot n Sexy

2007-08-24T13:59:00.000+05:30

Hot Penelope Cruz

2007-08-24T13:57:00.000+05:30

Creativity (Any Guesses???)

2007-08-24T13:53:00.000+05:30

Creativity (Any Guesses)

Proposal For Reliance (Reliance Planning to go in to Sanitary Napkins Market

2007-08-23T17:11:00.000+05:30

Are we alone (A trip into our Planet Earth)

2007-08-21T19:01:00.000+05:30

Are we alone (A trip into our Planet Earth)

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50 Unbelievable Moments

2007-08-21T18:46:00.000+05:30

50 Unbelievable Moments

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Special Delivery

2007-08-21T18:23:00.000+05:30

Special Delivery

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Candid Street Fashion

2007-08-21T18:21:00.000+05:30

Candid Street Fashion
http://www.slideshare.net/qumiali/candid-street-fashion

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Autoshow in Frankfurt (exotic cars and girls)

2007-08-21T14:07:00.000+05:30

Autoshow in Frankfurt
A nice auto show in Frankfurt, Germany showing exotic cars and good looking girls.

Kamasutra - Future

2007-08-20T13:36:00.000+05:30

Sexy Or Funny - You Decide

2007-08-20T13:31:00.000+05:30

Highest selling pen stand in IRAQ

2007-08-17T14:11:00.000+05:30

Highest selling pen stand in IRAQ

Indian IT Gals chilling out

2007-08-16T18:19:00.000+05:30

Hot Lips (Careful)

2007-08-16T14:15:00.000+05:30

Anna Kournikova (Without Skirt) Revealed

2007-08-14T14:05:00.001+05:30

Arab Guju (Joke)

2007-08-13T17:40:00.000+05:30

An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart
transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his
blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it
couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboring states.

Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The
Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery,
the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW
540iL, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and half a million US dollars.

Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor
telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card
and a box of almond halwa sweets.

The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thought
that u would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But u gave only a
card and a box of almond sweets.

To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bapu..... Now I have Gujju blood
in my veins!!

EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN

2007-08-13T16:30:00.000+05:30

EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

******

*5 saal baad........*

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke
aayenge
,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Before and after the marriage Options

2007-08-13T16:26:00.000+05:30

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me** ?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me**?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Why English Is So Difficult

2007-08-13T16:01:00.001+05:30

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Girl's Reply to your proposal

2007-08-13T15:45:00.000+05:30

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we
guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably
followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….

Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!

Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha
ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina NE "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..

Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."

42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring,
phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be
just good friends for ever

45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down
all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....

50)nice joke ...

51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....

52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme
interest hai ..... And then walks on.............

53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat
nahi mein batati Hun

Student Vs Professor (Nice Joke)

2007-08-10T19:08:00.000+05:30

Student Vs Professor

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? "

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."

*****

The Axe effect

2007-08-08T13:34:00.000+05:30

Naughty Baby with Sexy Nurses

2007-08-07T18:08:00.000+05:30

Cool Celebrities

2007-08-07T16:12:00.000+05:30

Cool Celebrities
They do not care about their dresses, but we care about them
Kelly Brook Avril Lavigne Britney Spears Charlize Theron Gisele Bundchen Kate Moss Lindsay

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Balloons Festival

2007-08-06T18:46:00.000+05:30

3D Faces Too Scary

2007-07-31T18:06:00.000+05:30

World's most beautiful news reporter 2 (Melissa Theuriau)

2007-07-30T18:16:00.000+05:30

World's most beautiful news reporter 1 (Melissa Theuriau)

2007-07-30T18:15:00.000+05:30

Cities of India - How to identify cities in India

2007-07-18T13:29:00.000+05:30

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and They start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to
stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go
home being friends.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab

Awesome Masala Pics

2007-07-16T18:02:00.000+05:30

Animal Fashion Show

2007-07-16T17:48:00.000+05:30

Amazing Pics of Plane in Water

2007-07-16T17:46:00.000+05:30

Nature Sexy

2007-07-09T16:49:00.001+05:30

House Inside a Volvo

2007-07-09T13:28:00.000+05:30

Gr8 sex positions.....X XX....HOT!!!!!

2007-07-09T13:20:00.000+05:30

FunDoooz Search

2007-06-28T12:49:00.000+05:30

The Most Beautiful Tennis Players

2007-06-27T17:06:00.000+05:30

A Video of the most beautiful girls in tennis!

Including Martina Hingis, Maria Kirilenko, Nicole Vaidisova, Daniela Hantuchova, Ana Ivanovic, Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, Elena Dementieva

Made with their commercials and more. Please note that some tennis players have very limited videos.
ENJOY! :)

Top Thrill Dragster (Do not miss the end)

2007-06-25T19:15:00.000+05:30

Click on the fullscreen mode for bigger and clearer view

Ferrari Girls Vs KIA Girls

2007-06-22T17:11:00.000+05:30

North Pole Sunset with Moon

2007-06-22T16:09:00.000+05:30

Dogs Fancy Dress Competition (Halloween Day)

2007-06-19T14:19:00.000+05:30

Marriage -The Truth of Life

2007-06-19T14:17:00.000+05:30

There really are two ways to look at everything

2007-06-18T15:30:00.000+05:30

OLD FLAME

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Therefore, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

CALORIE CHART WHILE MAKING SEX.......

2007-06-18T13:53:00.000+05:30

CALORIES BURNT FOR VARIOUS SEXUAL TASKS:........

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt.....108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down............................... 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ .....326 Calories
Italian chandelier. (just look it up).. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

Jokes----Enjoy

2007-06-18T13:52:00.000+05:30

JOKE:1
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

JOKE: 2
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

JOKE:3
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"

JOKE:4
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

JOKE:5
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

Funny T shirts

2007-06-13T16:12:00.000+05:30

Funny T shirts